Speech is the closest thing to art I will ever achieve. Being that I have the artistic and literal talent of a butcher, I can only find artistic release through spoken word. It's horrendous having all of these thoughts and idea for art but not having the time or skill to make them real. So I perform instead. I used to do duo in speech but I couldn't rely on my partner so I gave that up. Next I attempted humorous interpretation because I have always been told how funny I was so I figured "why the hell not?". After getting 4th and 5th places over and over again out of 45 some people competing against me I realized that this is overcrowded and r